FUCK YEAH DAWG, ARABIAN HIP HOP. (Good on you brah for supporting your local scene) (more...)

What would Tyler do? SWAG. (more...)

This much is certain, Charlie Sheen is a fucking legend. Hail that man, he's batshit insane and should be commended for being brutally honest and generally WINNING my heart. "There's my life. Deal with it. Oh wait, can't process it? Losers. Winning. Buh bye." (more...)

Rest in peace you crazy old geezer.  (more...)

Biiiiiitch, you ain't Yolanda. I know Yolanda. Yolanda gives me stiffies. She doesn't give me stiffies. Tricky bitches. Always with the tricks. So Zef. (more...)

ALL HAIL THE LORD AND SAVIOR, JAWSUS! (more...)

Farrrrrrk yeah lad, pitted. YEWWW! (more...)

"WATCH YA NECK KID/WATCH YA NECK KID!" (more...)

When the internet/book lulz leak on to skin, results can be varied. In this case we have a confirmed direct hit. This wins. (more...)

Meet Mad Dog Dion. He's a chav idiot with a full face skeleton tattooed by what looks like a 6 year old with learning disabilities. He got this to live up to mad dog attitude. (hit the jump to watch him) (more...)